Friday, 27 November 2015

Life is a Punjabi Wedding!

Like every year, the season of Band, Baaja and Baraat is back! Hope you have received atleast one invite for the season. With its beginning, people who handle economy and finances, start talking about how well flourished is the Indian Wedding business. But Kuchh bhi kaho, Indian weddings mein jaan toh Punjabi weddings ne daali hai! I might sound being partial or biased but no matter how well a wedding is been arranged, there will be a Punjabi wedding to beat that.
Bringing out some Life lessons from a typical Punjabi wedding. Yes! Life lessons! In fact, if you see closely, Life is a Punjabi Wedding only!     

1. Well, shaadi hai toh Traffic toh hoga hi!!!


2. Life doesn't offer you much, when it does, Grab it!


3. Kya? Baraat abhi tak nahin pahuchi??


4. Retro songs, or the 'evergreen' ones.. :) 


5. Cocktail party! Cheers!


6. Life is all about adjustment, no?


7. The hard decisions one has to take... 


8. We are here for business! 


9. A friend in need is a friend indeed! 


10. All is 'sweet' when the end is 'sweet' :) 




So, now, if you have any Punjabi wedding to attend... make sure you LIVE it to the fullest! Happy Wedding Season! 

Text and Graphics by Dishant Bhatia




Saturday, 20 December 2014

& The Pigeons, they fly

and the pigeons, they fly
this uncanny path
swirling and turning
making eights, from where I stand
it looks as though
they are a group
it looks as though
they trust their flight
it looks as though I was one too
but maybe not,
for I have not wings, but hands


and the pigeons, they fly
happy as they sway
against and then with the wind and up
and down some come, while others replace
and yet the group
looks uncouth in its grace

& The Pigeons, they fly



they are stupid you know,
pigeons, they are
I don’t understand why,
but they never befriend an empty house
an empty court or an empty roof
they always seek a place to stay
as near as they can
to where we human do


they group and clutter and
noisily squatter
and never shatter this infinite loop
I wonder why they never ever
seek peace far from us
like we ourselves do


what is it about these lovey doves
these stupid birds
these flighty puffs
maybe we need their constance,
their company
to remind us that not everything
needs to be reasoned too


and the pigeons, they fly
in the same given symphony
some things don’t change
like we humans do
some things don’t evolve
the same way at all


maybe we need to let it be


because the pigeons will fly
whether or not we agree

Friday, 10 October 2014

Smells of a city

Text and Photographs by Anusha Narayanan

Every city has a peculiar smell. Every street has one. In Delhi, it would shift between the hot steam rising from the tarred roads, smog, smoke from vehicles - and then drift to the smell of Gulmohar trees, Raat Raani (night jasmine) in the dark of the evenings, or the spread out banyan tree and the tall (useless) Eucalyptus. (Does it have a smell at all?) When you go to the south of Delhi, it is the smell of food - of Hamas and Shawarma, the thick Mango shakes, the Puchka and Ghugni Chaat of C R Park, the concrete of Nehru Place and Sandstone of Mehrauli. And in the rains my nose can not avoid the smells oozing from the drains and Delhi Municipal Corporation garbage bins.

Mehrauli, Delhi © anusha

In Baroda, it is the smell of earth – dust and construction and occasionally, the smells of fruits, savouries and sweets that overwhelm you. The lack of trees in Baroda (ironically Vadodara - the official name of the city, meaning the land of "vad" or banyan trees) gives it a stuffy, breathless feel overall, with not much of a breeze except near MSU or Shiv Sagar Lake. But Faafda and Jalebi in the mornings and Pani Puri and Dabeli wafting in into the nostrils in the evening - the smell of rolled up steamed Patra, and the five rupee soda clearly make Baroda, the city where I can smell food everywhere.

In Ahmedabad - it is sadly the smell of smoke and only smoke that I remember. Except for the evening spent with a friend on the Sabarmati Riverfront with cute little birds that flew dangerously close to our heads, flapping fast towards water and back, about 3-4 inches in size - other than that the smell of smoke and tides of hot air is all I remember. Of course there was good food too - in Manek Chowk - where your nostrils get tentalised with Amul Butter's fragrance. This night-market, any foodie's heaven, opens at say 8:30 pm and goes on till 2:00 am, serving delicacies prepared in butter, garnished with butter, to be had with the side-dish which is... That Is Right - More Amul Butter! I don't remember more smells here, sadly.

Sabarmati Riverfront, Ahmedabad © anusha


Mumbai – It is an explosion of smells! My first few days in Bombay were during the months of monsoon; the famous/infamous Mumbai Monsoons. And I had a front-row seat to a city that smelt like a drain be it any business park or the local station. In the local trains – you smell people's armpits and sweat, and the dirty clogged tracks that run alongside. But after you exit, and start walking towards your office, there is first the smell of food – poha, sheera, upma, pakodas, wada-pao and idli saambhaar. These play in tandem with the smell of fresh fruit juices, fruit salads and veggies - all ready for the homely buyer and the perpetually-running Mumbaikar. There is always the smell of fish from the machhi-bazzar and milk from the strong-cutting-chai shops. The soft temptation of a wada-pao – the true miracle dish that remains dry throughout the year, come rain or shine – is the one khushboo I can never get enough of, in Mumbai. The temple peeping out of the street corners, tucked invisibly into the crevices, exude the sweet smell of incense sticks, of sandalwood, jasmine and rose, every evening during aarti time.

Marine Drive © anusha

And finally, as my love and hate for the Smells of Cities – or should we call this a mini-ode to the Smells of Mumbai – comes to an end, as a true Panwadi there are three things that I can never get enough of. The smell of a cigarette which is irritating, pungent and strangely marinated with the emotions of every human smoking it. And then, the smell of the sea. Near Peddar road, past the Haji Ali dargah, the sea threatens your nose with its heavily-saline and pregnant-with-acquatic-life kind of smell. The same sea smells of the blank canvas which you stare into at Marine Drive. Lastly - how can I forget this - the smell of old wooden staircases and ceilings of the buildings of Fort. The mind makes a trip through the stories of all those people who must have trodden up and down those stairs - the busy bees that built Mumbai over the decades. The smell of Fort is my true addiction.

Fort, VT © anusha

Saturday, 26 July 2014

Vijay Divas

Photographs by Dishant Bhatia and Sahil Arora. 

It’s been fifteen years. The bloody war that took lives of more than 500 Indian soldiers and left more than a thousand injured - has made its place in the history books and ‘war timeline’ and is being remembered every year as Vijay Divas. I had never realized the importance of this day until June ’13 and then the trip to Kargil War Memorial happened.

Kargil War Memorial

Tololing Hill
Sitting between the deserted peaks likes Tololing and Tiger hill, the memorial/museum is soaked in a very odd stillness. The entrance is marked by the slogan, “INDIAN ARMY – OF THE PEOPLE, BY THE PEOPLE, FOR THE PEOPLE”. The moment you enter the premises you are welcomed by a concrete road heading straight to the memorial beaded with Indian flags flying on both sides. But the only thing which will drag you is the tall post with a fearlessly flying ‘giant’ TIRANGA, placed just behind the memorial and the ‘amar jawan jyoti’. Behind this ‘symbol’ is a wall with AMAR JAWAN written on top and the names of all the brave jawans who fought for the country and lost their lives.



A ‘small’ (as compared to other museums that I have visited) museum marks the tales of the war, bravery of soldiers and throws light on their tough life and hardships they go through in order to make us feel ‘free’ in this free country. There are rare pictures of war and things that defines life of a soldier. There are tales written all over, soldiers present there on duty have witnessed it themselves, they showed the Pakistani bunkers which were captured during the combat, they share experiences which can ‘woo’ any civilian who spends his life online on social networks and abuses the system for not giving him freedom to download songs. While leaving the museum we saw a message register where you could pen down your experience, I had a lot of things in mind but no words to put in.


       



'Agni path' by Harivansh Rai Bachchan









After all the ‘heart-in-your-mouth’ experience we asked one of the soldiers about the location of Tiger Hill. He pointed towards a distant snow-capped peak on left and said, “vo chhoti si safed pahadi jo hai… sabse top pe.. vo hai…”, explaining the condition more he added, “jahan aap khade ho wahan tak aagaye the vo… Tiger hill yahan se 150 kilometer hai..”. That conversation left us blank. Suddenly we could feel the emptiness of the air we were breathing in. Standing there in front of hundreds of tombstones laid in the memory of our soldiers, the snow-capped Tiger hill on your left and the giant TIRANGA on your right, you realize the worth of the word ‘FREEDOM

Tiger hill in the background






Sunday, 22 June 2014

Iron Man in Dilli

“SUPERHEROES IN NEW YORK? GIVE ME A BREAK!”, that’s what Stan Lee, the creator of the whole ‘league’, questions and returns to his game of chess. You know what I am talking about. Yes, the famous dialogue from the climax frame of the movie Avengers. Stan Lee, teamed up with various artists and created all these characters (starting in early 1940’s) and brought in the trend of Superheroes! Now we all watch them in Hollywood films but, as with most of the fictional characters, they were first printed as comic books. With advancing technology and increasing media the print media quite lost its pace but in the heart of comic book lovers, they are still the BEST!

Iron Man, one of Stan Lee’s characters, is among the most loved of all – especially due to the very recent Robert Downey’s personal touch to it. And, I am a big fan, I admit. I always wondered why NOT Tony Stark comes to Delhi and why the creators even didn’t attempt something like that. Well, after loads of researches, bhaag duad and effort, finally I found something from the archives of Comic studios!

Yes! It was attempted. An attempt was made to convince the creators to think upon bringing Iron Man to Delhi. Though, sadly the proposal was given by some jackass and thus it was thrown into trash. Still, I managed to grab copy of some parts of the comic book which was sent as the proposal. 

Presenting the NEVER told story of IRON MAN IN DILLI, especially for the readers of Panwadi Tales!!!

And, shhh… my ‘research’ is still on! I will try to bring more ‘abandoned’ comic strips as soon as get hold of them.


Till then a decent tribute to Stan Lee and all his artists.

Cover Page









The author is a big fan of all the characters and really wish we could have them here, custom-made for us only! Fingers crossed! :) 

Sunday, 15 June 2014

Dilli se Bambayi

If you are a Delhi-ite and have visited Mumbai, probably you’ll understand this post well. I would not call this a conventional ‘Delhi v/s Mumbai’ dialogue as I have always stated that I love both the cities equally – uncommon to what most of people does – I do not indulge in any such conversation where the focus is on ‘Dilli – Bombay ka comparison’. But as one of my best buddies moved to the ‘commercial capital’ recently I decided to track down the similarities and differences between the cities so as to guide and prepare her for the stay. And, surprisingly, by the time I was done with this article my love for the cities grew even more – EQUALLY!

You Are in ‘Queue’
Mumbai is ahead in line in this. The ‘awesomely’ organized behavior of Mumbaikars bowl me out every time I visit the city. If you look at a bus stand in Delhi and then compare it with one in Mumbai, you’ll know what I am talking about. You’ll find a queue everywhere – bus stands, auto stands, ticket counters, railway stations, and even autos have their own queues. The best part – they don’t break the line.  



Lingo
Just as every city has its own lingo, these two are not different too. The difference is of ‘selection of words’ when in public. Dilliwale toh badnaam hi hain apne gussey ke liye. On the other hand, Mumbaikars have only one answer to that – “Shhhhh….” (or the kissing sound that they make). To get someone aside, to call, to stop – they make this sound everywhere. A girl born and brought up in Delhi might even get offended to this… but remember, if you ever hear a kissing sound in public area in an Indian city – you are in Mumbai. 


Dilli ka khana
Sorry dear Mumbai! But I have to admit that you don’t have a ‘taste’. You can ‘never ever, never ever ever ever, beat the variety and quality of food available in Delhi. Though I love your ‘staple diet food’, but that’s it! Sad! So, if someone is moving to Mumbai after living in Delhi, you gonna miss the food.


The Climate
Dilli ki garmi toh world famous hai, but one should remember it is not easy for someone from Delhi to just move into Mumbai without ‘pasina bahaye’!!! Oh god! The humidity there kills but what is an incentive is the cool breeze, phew! Moreover, its not just the climate, I feel. The city gets its ‘mood’ from what is happening in there – Delhi gets its hotness from all the ‘political’ and ‘central’ issues whereas Mumbai has always been the city where people come to ‘sweat it out’ – just a thought.



Mind your language
There are certain words and phrases that one should be aware of as they don’t work the same way, everywhere. In Delhi, we have a habit of calling ‘bhaiya’ everyone which might not work that well in Mumbai.


Meter Down!
Two things – Fare Meter & Taxi – these are there in Mumbai and working!!! You don’t have to ask any autowale dada “Chalogey?” or find a Taxi with a “Rs. 500 or Rs. 1000” tag. They use their meters very well.


Finally, the lifeline!
Metro is Delhi’s pride, for sure. But one must understand that settlements in Mumbai came up merging with the railway lines, thus the Locals are the cheap and best means of commuting there. One-one for both the cities on this.


Apart from all these things, both the cities have same love and warmth which is showed by the people.

 And not to forget, places like Marine Drive, VT, Town Hall and Colaba will always prove the validity of the statement – ‘Bombay – the city never sleeps’!